This 20 Year Old Russian is From Mars


SourceA Russian who has baffled scientists since birth claims he lived on Mars before he was reborn on Earth.
Boriska Kipriyanovich has confounded experts with his knowledge of outer space for nearly 20 years.

His parents claim that he was able to speak months after he was born and would often discuss subjects they had never taught him, such as alien civilisations.

As a toddler, he amazed his doctors by being able to read, write and draw by the age of two. His mother, who herself is a doctor, said the first indication that he was special came a couple of weeks after birth, as he was able to hold his own head up unassisted.

Boriska, from Volgograd, claims to have lived on a ‘war-ravaged’ Mars, which suffered from a nuclear catastrophe in the distant past.

He says that Martians measuring about seven-feet tall still live undergound on the Red Planet and breathe in carbon dioxide.

According to Boriska, they are immortal and stop aging at an age of 35 years. They are also technologically advanced and capable of interstellar travel.

As a schoolboy, Boriska explained how the Martians had a strong connection to the ancient Egyptians on Earth and how he had once visited the planet as a pilot.

He said that life on Earth will change dramatically when the Great Sphinx monument in Giza is ‘unlocked’, adding that the opening mechanism is hidden behind an ear.

Well I’m no Russian scientist, but you can color me baffled too. Reading, writing and drawing at age 2? Lifting his head up by himself? Having the scoop on all these alien civilizations? There’s one possible explanation. He has to be a Martian. Nothing else makes sense.

I’m sure there will be a lot of skeptics out there who’ll ask why, since we’ve been mapping Mars for decades and had rovers rolling around on the planet surface for years, where the proof is. Why haven’t we come across bomb craters from the nukes, the remains of flattened civilizations or any sign of the 7-foot Avatars running around underground. There are always cynics like that. And my response is, how do they explain the scribbling with crayons and the whole lifting his head thing? See, that’s the thing the anti-Boriska conspiracy guys don’t want to talk about. Ask them about it and they’ll change the subject. Because they know, as you and I do, that no Earth baby could do that.

But I have all the proof I need. I am all in. And it’s beyond me why we’re not down at the Great Sphinx right now, scratching it behind the ears because I’m done with life on Earth as it is. Give me that sweet, sweet immortal, permanently 35-year-old martian-human hybrid capable of interstellar travel and breathing carbon dioxide.

All hail our new Martian overlord, Boriska Kipriyanovich. He’s got me convinced. It’s science.

@jerrythornton1

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